The "F" Word

Of all the words in English Language that begins with the letter F, only the word fuvk is referred to as the F word.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fvck".

It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. 

In language, "fvck" falls into many grammatical categories.


It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fvcked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fvcked by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a fvck),

a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fvck),

and adverb (Mary is fvcking interested in John),

or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fvck).


It can also be used as an interjection (Fvck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fvck she's also silly).

As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fvck.


Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:


1. Greetings........."How the fvck are ya?"

2. Fraud..............."I got fvcked by the car dealer."

3. Resignation......."Oh, fvck it!"

4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fvcked now."

5. Aggression........."Fvck you!"

6. Disgust................"Fvck me."

7. Confusion............." What the fvck....?"

8. Displeasure............"Fvcking poo man..."

9. Lost........................"Where the fvck are we?"

10.Disbelief..............."Unfuckingbelievable!"

11.Retaliation............."Up your fvcking ass!"

12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fvck?"

13. Suspicion............."Who the fvck are you?"

14. Directions.............."Fvck off."

It can be maternal........"Motherfvcker!"

It can be used to tell time......."It's four fvcking twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fvcking asshole."


Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the fvck was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima

"That's not a real fvcking gun." -John Lennon

"Where the fvck is all this water coming from?" -Captain of the Titanic

"Who the fvck is gonna find out?" -Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna fvcking roll." -Anne Boleyn

"Any fvcking could answer that." -Albert Einstein

"It does so fvcking look like her!" -Picasso

"You want what on the fvcking ceiling?" -Michaelangelo

"Fvck a duck." -Walt Disney

"Houston, we have a big fvcking problem." - The crew of Apollo 13